A bunch of messed up dreams

In chronological order of my dreaming

#1

my sister and I were going home one day and we saw a little kid on the sidewalk
(we thought he was homeless)
and so we took him home and fed him

and he takes out a freakin knife o____o

he threatens to kill us if we don’t give him all the money we had (our parents were gone)
so we didn’t actually have any money because our parents are too asian to not take advantage of interest in banks and they had their wallets
so we’re like, sorry, no money on us.

and then he slices up my right hand so that there was a huge gash and then jumps around like a monkey and screaming obscenities and complaining how if we don’t have money we’re probably poorer than him because he was a hired assassin and whatnot.. o____o

and then the dream ended



DREAM NUMERO 2!

so this took place in odle… as do most of my dreams..
so anyways, the teachers were actually evil [how cliché] and they filmed us with hidden cameras [like Mr. Jones]
so a year later, there was an assembly [I have not idea how us 8th graders were still there but we were] and then they executed their evil plan on this holographic screen in the middle of the gym (you know the weird plastic thing that they used to put down in 6th grade [for 8th graders] but is always rolled up on the ceiling nowadays?)

anyhow, they showed us the movies there, and Ms. Holstad was directing it, which is weird because she hadn’t even been in odle for two years yet but eh

and the plan was to make us die with headaches from déjà vu…

what’s even weirder is that on the holographic screen I saw eric, amanders, and DARREN [Wu], aka Darryl’s older brother…..

and all of us got déjà vu and died. I think I saw that amnesya movie too many times..




dream 3!

this is the clearest one btw.

so first it was in odle. kinda.

Mr. Duke's room was still used for math club, but it was weird because a bunch of people NOT in math club were in math club...

and it wasn't seperated 6 and 7/8. it was just the huge gob of all math club students [and, to my horror, the KEVINS]

even weirder, there weren't grade seperations... O_____O

roper was on albert's team.
and amandai tried tripping me when i was walking down the aisle between the two rows of tables. these [and the fact the the kevins were arguing] was how i knew this math club wasn't normal.


now, mrs. kol's room got REMODELED.

actually it probably got completely torn down, but basically, the hallway area and mrs. adams + mrs. kol's + mrs. anderson's rooms was not odle but the family fun center arcade place

and jeremy was there and my mom was there and my chinese school teacher was there >.>

my mom was like here's twenty bucks go buy some tokens.
i'm like wtf? it's math club.

she's like just take it i have to go to interview some guy.

so i take it and then go talk to jeremy and he's like
COMPLETELY ABSORBED in that classic roll-the-ball-up-the-ramp-and-get-it-into-the-hole-for-tickets thing

so i'm like *pokes in side* and he messes up

so he's yellin' his head off and roper comes out and is like SHUT UP

and then jeremy beat me up.


and i woke up. >.>